Happy Women's Day!!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for AT LEAST 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish (EVEN START) .
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Super
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Samples of horrible English writing

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days. ,"

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare
one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.. ,"

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female' ... As I am both (!! ) for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the
post."

HR Managers Love Letter

To,
Miss XYZ
Mainland China
Opp Woodland
Marine Plaza



Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Xyz,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself
as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period
of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the
job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I
might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.


I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

నా అమెరికా జీవితం

Last yr:
వెల్లొస్తను అని మీకు హగ్గులిచ్హి బై బై లు చెప్పి
మసక మసకగ కంపిస్తున్న మబ్బుల పైనున్డి
అంకుల్ సామ్ డగ్గరికి ఎగురుకుంటు వచ్చను

today:


మనల్ని నడిచె రూపయల్లగ, డాలర్ల చిలకల్లాగ
మనల్ని ప్రొజెక్ట్స్ చేసె బంగారపు బాతుల్లాగ
మొత్తన్గా మనల్ని మనలాగ కాక
తనకు కవల్సినట్టుగ మార్చెస్తున్న
మాయల ఫకీర్ నుండి పారిపొవలనున్డి

ఎటు పరిగెట్టలొ ఎవరైన దారి చుపిస్తార
ఎల పారిపొవలొ ఎవరైన నేర్పిస్తార

నా అమెరికా డాలర్ల మోజు

అక్కడుంటే ఇక్కడికి రావలని
ఇక్కడుంటే అక్కడికి పోవలని
ఎప్పుడూ తీపె కద మరి డాలర్ల మనీ
ఇక త్రిశంకు స్వర్గం లోనె హనీమున్ లన్నీ
------from koumudi

నేను బ్లొగ్గెర్ ని అయ్యానోచ్హ్

బ్లొగ్గింగ్ చెయలని ఎప్పటి నుంచొ ఉండెది..నిజానికి ఒక 6 నెలల ముందు ఈనాడు పేపర్ చుసి inspire అయి ఒక బ్లొగ్ అప్పుడె మొదలు పెట్టాను.మనము సాధారనంగ తెలుగు తప్ప ఆంగ్ల పపెర్ చదవము,భాషాభిమానము కొంచెం ఎక్కువ అని చెప్పుకుంటాను నిజనికి ఆంగ్ల రాక.......కని మనది ఆరంభ షురత్వమె కని ఎప్పుడు పుర్తిగ చేయము అల దాన్ని వదిలెసను.నేదు పొద్దున్నె మా ఇజ్జి గాడి బ్లొగ్(వీడి అసలు పేరు విజయ్ కాని ముద్దుగ ఇజ్జన్న, ఇజ్జి అని పిలుస్ఠము) చుసి లొపల ఎక్కడొ దగిన సఖ్తి మరియు అసక్తి తొ మల్లి నా పాత బ్లొగ్ ని దుమ్ము దులిపి మల్లి నా బ్లొగ్ లొ పొస్టింగ్స్ మొదలు పెదుతున్నను

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