HR Managers Love Letter

To,
Miss XYZ
Mainland China
Opp Woodland
Marine Plaza



Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Xyz,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself
as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period
of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the
job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I
might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.


I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,

HR Manager